• "Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.'' — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., U.S. Supreme Court Justice

• "The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government.'' — James Madison, U.S. President

• "To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men." — Edmund Burke, 18th Century Irish political philosopher and British statesman

• “I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money.” — Arthur Godfrey, entertainer

• “People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” — Unknown

• "No government can exist without taxation. This money must necessarily be levied on the people; and the grand art consists of levying so as not to oppress.'' — Frederick the Great, 18th Century Prussian king

• "Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.'' — Lord Bramwell, 19th Century English jurist

• "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.'' — Arthur C. Clarke, author

• "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.” — F. J. Raymond, humorist

• A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.'' — Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator

• "Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.'' — Laurence J. Peter, author

• “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein, physicist

• “Taxation with representation ain’t so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan, humorist

• “Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.” — Plato

• “Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.” — Will Rogers, humorist

...from the Internal Revenue Service website