September 1947 QST
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Wax nostalgic about and learn from the history of early electronics. See articles
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Whether or not this kind of stuff goes on over the Ham bands these days, I couldn't tell you. It is
easy to imagine such obnoxiousness of some people back in the day. Of course if you assume the way
kids are portrayed in contemporary movies and TV shows is typical, even the aforementioned behavior
would seem mild in comparison. Fortunately, kids today have a plethora of social media venues for
treating others to their brands of personalities, so maybe the Ham bands are spared the honor.
The proud father who carries around pictures of Little Stinkey
and bores everyone he meets to death by showing the pictures and
demanding comments on same has long been a subject for derision
in story and cartoon, but this character reaches the very acme of
obnoxiousness on the amateur 'phone bands. Here he no longer thrusts
a shadowy likeness of Little Stinkey upon you; he thrusts Little
"Just a minute, OM," Proud Papa will say.
"I'll let the junior op say hello to you. Go on, Stinkey; say
hello to John."
There are great quantities of what the broadcast men call "dead
"Come on now, Stinkey; please say something to the nice man."
Still nothing but an echoing silence.
"Ha, ha! That's the way they are, OM. You can't keep them still
when you want things quiet, and then when you want them to talk,
they won't say a word. But I think I can persuade him to say something."
There is a certain grim, desperate, but determined note in his voice
as he says this, and then you hear sounds of a sharp scuffle that
create a clear picture of a child's arm being savagely twisted while
a bull-whip is brandished over his head. By listening intently,
you finally hear a small whimper of anguish.
"There you are, OM!" Proud Papa says with a note of triumph in
his voice, although he is still breathing a little hard. "I'll bet
that came through all okay. He really loves to talk over the mike
when he gets started. Think I'll make a fine business ham out of
It is best not to say what you think. - John T. Frye, W9EGV
Posted September 13, 2016