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mbergmann
 Post subject: Congratulations
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:05 am 
 
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Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:27 am
Posts: 8
Bush & Condoleezza Rice are going to sell weapons for billions of Dollars to our Muslim friends in Middle East, especially Saudi Arabia.
In a few years these weapons will be used to attack `faithless` Americans & Europeans, so thank you George ! :x :cry: :? :(


 
   
 
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:53 am 
 
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Posts: 392
Location: Germany
You can never understand what is running between the ears of the average politician....

And of course, the interest behind this weapon deals is oil!!


 
   
 
nubbage
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:56 am 
 
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Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:07 pm
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Location: London UK
What runs between their ears was undiscovered until this morning.
I captured one of these androids, and put it through an MRI scan, then reverse-engineered the software.
Whilst not quite finished with the task, the results so far are the lines of a subroutine as below

1000 SUBROUTINE "MEET_AND_GREET"
1005 CALL SUBROUTINE HANDSHAKE (T = 2, GRIP = 2 NEWTONS, WRIST = LIMP)
1010 PEEK_MEMORY ="MET_PREVIOUSLY?"
1020 IF "MET_PREVIOUSLY" = TRUE THEN 1100 ELSE SET TIME=20: GOSUB "ASSESS"
1030 IF "ASSESS" = "PROMISING" THEN 1100 ELSE 1040
1040 MOUTH = "FEINT_SMILE": HEAD = LOOK_AWAY
1050 RELEASE ALL
1060 END SUBROUTINE
1100 PEEK_MEMORY = "ADVICE_FROM_AIDES"
1110 IF ("AIDES_ADVICE" >= $1E9) THEN 1200 ELSE 1120
1120 LEFTEYE = "CLOUDY"
1130 RIGHTEYE = "CLOUDY"
1140 HEAD = LOOK_AWAY
1150 RELEASE ALL
1160 END SUBROUTINE
1200 CHECKIF = "AIDES_ADVICE" = TRUE
1210 IF RESULT = TRUE THEN 1300 ELSE 1220
1220 POKE_MEMORY = "FIRE_AIDES"
1230 RELEASE ALL
1240 END SUBROUTINE
1300 MOUTH = "BROAD CHEESY GRIN"
1310 SET CHAT_TIME = 30: REM SECONDS
1320 RIGHT_HAND_SETPRESSURE = 30: REM KILO NEWTONS
1330 GOSUB “HANDSHAKE”
1340 RIGHT_HAND = “Shake”
1350 LEFT_HAND = “Grasp upper arm of subject”
1360 LEFT_EYE = “$$”
1370 RIGHT_EYE = “$$”
1380 POKE_MEMORY = “SUBJECTS_NAME”
1390 MOUTH = “MAKE AN APPOINTMENT, PRIVATE, ALONE”
1400 POKE_MEMORY = “Place_AND_time”
1410 MOUTH = CALL SUBROUTINE MYPEOPLE_YOURPEOPLE
1420 POKE MEMORY = “Recommend_aide = Bonus+share_options”
1430 RIGHT_HAND = “release grip”
1440 HEAD = “nod”
1450 LEFT_HAND = “cover clasped hands”
1460 WAIT WHILE = “photographers not ready”
1470 BODY_STANCE = “Pose_for_photo”
1480 DELAY = 10: REM SECONDS
1490 RELEASE ALL
1500 END SUBROUTINE “MEET_AND_GREET”
I anyone else is able to further this research please report in.




Posted  11/12/2012
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