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Kirt Blattenberger,
BSEE - KB3UON
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Post subject: Congratulations
Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:05 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:53 am
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Location: Germany
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You can never understand what is running between
the ears of the average politician....
And
of course, the interest behind this weapon deals
is oil!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:56 am
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Joined: Fri Feb 17, 2006
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Posts: 236
Location: London UK
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What runs between their ears was undiscovered until
this morning.
I captured one of these androids,
and put it through an MRI scan, then reverse-engineered
the software.
Whilst not quite finished with
the task, the results so far are the lines of a
subroutine as below
1000 SUBROUTINE "MEET_AND_GREET"
1005 CALL SUBROUTINE HANDSHAKE (T = 2, GRIP
= 2 NEWTONS, WRIST = LIMP)
1010 PEEK_MEMORY
="MET_PREVIOUSLY?"
1020 IF "MET_PREVIOUSLY"
= TRUE THEN 1100 ELSE SET TIME=20: GOSUB "ASSESS"
1030 IF "ASSESS" = "PROMISING" THEN 1100 ELSE
1040
1040 MOUTH = "FEINT_SMILE": HEAD = LOOK_AWAY
1050 RELEASE ALL
1060 END SUBROUTINE
1100 PEEK_MEMORY = "ADVICE_FROM_AIDES"
1110
IF ("AIDES_ADVICE" >= $1E9) THEN 1200 ELSE 1120
1120 LEFTEYE = "CLOUDY"
1130 RIGHTEYE =
"CLOUDY"
1140 HEAD = LOOK_AWAY
1150 RELEASE
ALL
1160 END SUBROUTINE
1200 CHECKIF = "AIDES_ADVICE"
= TRUE
1210 IF RESULT = TRUE THEN 1300 ELSE
1220
1220 POKE_MEMORY = "FIRE_AIDES"
1230
RELEASE ALL
1240 END SUBROUTINE
1300 MOUTH
= "BROAD CHEESY GRIN"
1310 SET CHAT_TIME = 30:
REM SECONDS
1320 RIGHT_HAND_SETPRESSURE = 30:
REM KILO NEWTONS
1330 GOSUB “HANDSHAKE”
1340 RIGHT_HAND = “Shake”
1350 LEFT_HAND = “Grasp
upper arm of subject”
1360 LEFT_EYE = “$$”
1370 RIGHT_EYE = “$$”
1380 POKE_MEMORY =
“SUBJECTS_NAME”
1390 MOUTH = “MAKE AN APPOINTMENT,
PRIVATE, ALONE”
1400 POKE_MEMORY = “Place_AND_time”
1410 MOUTH = CALL SUBROUTINE MYPEOPLE_YOURPEOPLE
1420 POKE MEMORY = “Recommend_aide = Bonus+share_options”
1430 RIGHT_HAND = “release grip”
1440 HEAD
= “nod”
1450 LEFT_HAND = “cover clasped hands”
1460 WAIT WHILE = “photographers not ready”
1470 BODY_STANCE = “Pose_for_photo”
1480
DELAY = 10: REM SECONDS
1490 RELEASE ALL
1500 END SUBROUTINE “MEET_AND_GREET”
I anyone
else is able to further this research please report
in.
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