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 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
88 K on a P. 27 V of H K. 24 H in a D. Do
you remember those kinds of puzzles where you have to figure out what is being referred
to? The first one is 88 Keys on a Piano, the second 27 Varieties of Heinz Ketchup,
and the last is 24 Hours in a Day. If you like tackling such challenges as associating
familiar quantities with their corresponding subjects, then you'll want to check
out the list I created below that all have science and engineering themes. If this
proves to be popular, I'll do another - hopefully including suggestions from y'all.
Good luck. The answers are at the bottom of the page. See answers at
bottom.
- 88 C in the S
- 1 C G in a T V T
- 5/8 C D per F D
- 2 S J in an NPN T
- 3 D per F of 2 (P)
- 6 D per F of 2 (V)
- 16 O in a P
- 2 P C in a L L
- 2080 M-H in a M-Y
- 6 S M
- 180 D around the S C
- 4 Q in a C C G
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- 9 P in the S S (I P)
- 17 E P in the S M
- 98 E in the P T (N-O)
- An O per F of 2
- 2 P in a C
- T D in 1948 by B, B and S
- 3 R in a P or T A
- 75 O C I of an F-T C C
- 1 C per S in a H
- 4 S on a Q A
- 3 P on a C
- 2 M L on a D-S P C B
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Answers
- 88 Constellations in the Sky
- 1 Control Grid in a Triode Vacuum Tube
- 5/8 Centigrade Degree per Fahrenheit Degree
- 2 Semiconductor Junctions in an NPN Transistor
- 3 Decibels per Factor of 2 (Power)
- 6 Decibels per Factor of 2 (Voltage)
- 16 Ounces in a Pound
- 2 Parallel Conductors in a Ladder Line
- 2080 Man-Hours in a
Man-Year
- 6 Simple
Machines
- 180 Degrees around the Smith Chart
- 4 Quadrants in a Cartesian Coordinate Graph
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- 9 Planets in the Solar System (Including Pluto)
- 17
Elementary Particles in the Standard Model
- 98 Elements in the Periodic Table (Naturally-Occurring)
- An Octave per Factor of 2
- 2 Plates in a Capacitor
- Transistor Discovered in 1948 by Bardeen, Brattain and Shockley
- 3 Resistors in a Pi or Tee Attenuator
- 75 Ohm Characteristic Impedance of an F-Type Coaxial Connector
- 1 Cycle per Second in a Hertz
- 4 Sides on a Quad Antenna
- 3 Ports on a Circulator
- 2 Metal Layers on a Double-Sided Printed Circuit Board
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