These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Mr. Rabbit was walking down the
road when he spotted a crow at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, "Good Morning, Mr. Crow."
Crow shouted back down, "Good Morning Mr. Rabbit." Mr. Rabbit shouted up, "Whatcha doin' today?" and the answer
shouted back down was, "Absolutely nothin' Mr. Rabbit - Absolutely nothin' and loving it."
Well, that sounded pretty good to Mr. Rabbit, so he shouted back up, "Do you think I could do that too?" Mr. Crow
shouted back down, "I don't see why not!" So, Mr. Rabbit lay down on the side of the road and began Doing
Absolutely Nothing. In 30 minutes a fox came along and ate him.
The moral of the story is: You can get
away with Doing Absolutely Nothing, but only if you are really high up.
...thanks to Steve again for