These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
MATHEMATICAL PROOF REQUIRED TO PROVE THAT "BARNEY IS SATAN"
**Given:** Barney is a cute purple dinosaur **Prove:** Barney is Satan
**Step 1:** The Romans had no letter "U" so they used "V'' instead for printing. Therefore,
the Roman representation for Barney would be CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
**Step 2:** Taking CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR, and extracting the Roman numerals, we have:
C V V L D I V **Step 3:** The decimal equivalent of these Roman numerals would be:
100 5 5 50 500 1 5 **Step 4:** Adding these numbers together would produce:
666 **
Step 5:** 666 is the number of the Beast
Therefore: Barney is
Satan Q.E.D.
...from the Inflection Point website |