These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Element Name: WOMAN
Atomic Weight: 'Don't even go there'.
Physical Properties: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may
freeze at any time.
whenever treated properly.
if not used well.
Very active. Highly
unstable. Possesses strong
affinity to gold, silver,
gemstones. Violent when
alone. Able to absorb
great amounts of exotic
food. Turns slightly green
when placed next to
a better specimen.
Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good
catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
Element Name: MAN
(180 +/- 50).
Solid at room temperature. Gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense
sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to age and
samples are unable to conduct electricity as well as
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form
strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with
Kd (child) for prolonged periods of time. Can be neutralized by
saturating with alcohol.
known. Possibly good methane source.
Caution: In the absence of WO,
this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
...from the Basic Jokes website