Some Very Good Points

Here is a list of good common sense points that somebody sent me in an e-mail:

• Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
• Ever notice how some people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then a diet coke?
• Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
• Why is it that we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
• How come do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
• The etymology of 'politics' is aptly formed from 'poli,' which in Latin means 'many,' and the word 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
• Can someone tell me why do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
• Every wonder why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
• Why is it that women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
• Notice that you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? (I love this one!)
• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
• Is there a good reason why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Tell me why the man who invests all my money is called a broker?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• Wouldn't you think there'd be a mouse-flavored cat food?
• If only Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes!
• Why doesn't the wool on a sheep's back shrink when it rains?
• Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?