These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Consider this if you are still crazy
enough to be in the stock market:
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.
- With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
- With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
- If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
(7/2002) Thanks to
Cornell for this one.