 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic
responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn,
a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after
a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and
spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year
old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded,
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."
... thanks to my Uncle Rick, in Buffalo, NY, for submitting this!
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