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Engineering Humor - RF Cafe These tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
<-------- The information went data way --------
Best file compression around: "DEL. = 100% COMPRESSION
The Definition of an UPGRADE: Take old bugs out, Put New Ones In.
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd Down, 4th Quarter, 5 Yards to Go!
Access denied-nah nah na nah nah!
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand In The Corner.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Backups? We don' NEED no Steenking backups.
E Pluribus Modem
.... File not found. Should I Fake It? (Y/N)
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
An error? Impossible! My Modem is Error Correcting.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
A computer's attention span is as long as it's Power Cord.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
Who's General Failure & why is he reading My Disk?
Ultimate office automation: Networked Coffee.
RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
All computers wait at the same speed.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to Continue.
Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key to continue or any OTHER key to quit...
Buy a Pentium 586/200 so you can reboot faster.
2 + 2 = 5 for Extremely Large values of 2.
Press any key...... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!

...thanks to Steve for this one


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