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Engineering Humor - RF CafeThese tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3


  • Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
  • Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.
  • Window: Place in the truck to hang your guns.
  • Floppy: When you run out of Polygrip.
  • Modem: How you got rid of your dandelions.
  • ROM: Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
  • Byte: First word in a kiss-off phrase.
  • Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
  • Network: Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
  • Mouse: Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
  • LAN: To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
  • Cursor: What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
  • Bit: A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways."
  • Digital Control: What yore fingers do on the TV remote.
  • Packet: What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
         ...thanks to Steve for this one, too.
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