 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
An impertinent university freshman
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen standing next to him at a bus stop that it was impossible for
older people to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world," the student said in a voice
loud enough for the other passengers to hear, "actually, an almost primitive one." The elderly man said
nothing.
The student continued. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking
on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with
light-speed processing and.." The student paused to take a breath and the senior took advantage of the
break in the young man's litany and said: "You're quite right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young...so we invented them."
"Now, you arrogant little twerp, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was resounding. ...thanks to Chuck D. for sending this one (author
unknown)
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