 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
This appeared in the November 2013 edition of The Good
Life, a local newspaper of northern Michigan. Each monthly edition is chock full of not just news and advertisements,
but also scores of jokes and riddles. "Okay, I'm five-foot-three and pleasingly plump. Recently, after I
had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The ER nurse asked for my height and
weight, and I responded in a serious tone, 'Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.' While the nurse pondered this information,
my mother leaned over to me... 'Sweetheart, she gently chided, 'this is not the Internet."
And now, at no extra charge, a tech riddle: Q. How do the guys in a close-knit group of technology
refer to each other? | | | | | | | V A. Algebros
Posted 11/2/2013
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