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This Is Not the Internet
These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
This appeared in the November 2013 edition of The Good Life, a local newspaper of northern Michigan. Each monthly edition is chock full of not just news and advertisements, but also scores of jokes and riddles.
"Okay, I'm five-foot-three and pleasingly plump. Recently, after I had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and weight, and I responded in a serious tone, 'Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.'
While the nurse pondered this information, my mother leaned over to me...
'Sweetheart, she gently chided, 'this is not the Internet."
And now, at no extra charge, a tech riddle:
Q. How do the guys in a close-knit group of technology refer to each other?
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Posted 11/2/2013
Copyright: 1996 - 2026 |
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