The Engineer's Dilemma

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

It's not my place to run the train

The whistle I can't blow.

It's not my place to say how far

The train's allowed to go.

It's not my place to shoot off steam

Nor even clang the bell.

But let the damn thing jump the track

And see who catches hell.