 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
He's a real UNIX man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans For nobody. Knows the blocksize from du(1) Cares
not where /dev/null goes to Isn't he a bit like you and me? UNIX man, please listen(2) My lpd(8)
is missin' UNIX man, The wo-o-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
He's as wise as he can be Uses lex and yacc and C UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
UNIX Man, don't worry Test with time(1), don't hurry UNIX Man The new kernel boots, just like you had
planned. He's a real UNIX Man Sitting in his UNIX LAN Making all his UNIX plans for nobody. . .
Making all his UNIX plans for nobody. . . ...from the Inflection Point web site (© The Beatles) |
