 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Yesterday, All those backups seemed
a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There's not half the
files there used to be. And there's a milestone hanging over me.
The system crashed, so suddenly. I pushed something wrong, What it was, I could not say. Now, all my
data's gone, And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday, The need for back-ups seemed so far away. I
knew my data was all here to stay, Now I believe in yesterday. ...from the Inflection Point web site (© The
Beatles) |
