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function innuendo and hateful
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Here are the U.S. statistics for 1903....
- The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years.
- Only 14% of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub (about the same as in France today).
- Only 8% of the homes had a telephone.
- A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost $11.
- There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S. and only 144 miles of paved roads.
- The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
- Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California.
- With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 2first most populous state in
- The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
- A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year,
a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000.
- More than 95% of all births in the US took place at home.
- Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
- Coffee cost fifteen cents a pound.
- Most women only washed their hair once a month and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
- Canada passed a law prohibiting poor people from entering the country for any reason.
- The five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
4. Heart disease
- The American flag had 45 stars - Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii and Alaska hadn't
been admitted to the Union yet.
- The population of Las Vegas, Nevada was 30.
- Canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented.
- There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
- 1 out of 10 U.S. adults couldn't read or write.
- Only 6% of all Americans had graduated from high school.
- Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores.
- According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,
regulates the stomach and the bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.
- 18% of households in the U.S. had at least one full-time servant or domestic.
- There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire U.S.
What a difference a century makes! Just think what it will be like in another 100 years
from now. ---from my Uncle Rick