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Conundrums for the Cranium

Engineering Humor - RF CafeThese tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

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A few things for you to think about:
  • A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
  • I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
  • How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
  • If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  • I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
  • I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
  • I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?



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