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Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Eleanor Rigby

Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen.

Lives in a dream.

Waits for a signal.

Finding some code that will make the machine do some more.

What is it for?

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?

All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Guru MacKenzie

Typing the lines of a program that no one will run,

Isn't it fun?

Look at him working,

Munching some chips as he waits for the code to compile.

It takes a while...

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?

All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

Eleanor Rigby

Crashes the system and loses 6 hours of work.

Feels like a jerk.

Guru MacKenzie

Wiping the crumbs off the keys as he types in the code.

Nothing will load.

All the lonely users, where do they all come from?

All the lonely users, why does it take so long?

...from the Inflection Point web site   (¬© The Beatles)

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