These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
In the U.S. there are 18 doctors called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon. There is also a dermatologist
named Dr. Rash, a psychiatrist called Dr. Couch and an anesthesiologist named Dr. Gass.
“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.
The longest word in the English language is ‘pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis’
which describes a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of volcanic matter or a similar fine dust.
“Jack” is the most common name in nursery rhymes.
In the English language there are only three words that have a letter that repeats six times. Degenerescence
(six e’s), Indivisibility (six i’s), and nonannouncement (six n’s).
The only three words in the English language to have 2 consecutive u’s is vacuum, residuum, and continuum.
The very first dictionary “The American” took Noah Webster 20 years to put together.
The word “alphabet” is derived from the first two letters in the Greek alphabet: “alpha” and “beta”.
The only word in the English language that has 4 sets of double letters in a row is balloonneer.
A moment is defined as zero seconds long.
The only words with all the vowels listed in order are facetiously and abstemiously.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is “uncopyrightable”.
The only word with all the vowels in reverse order is subcontinental.
There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month!
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.
RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling
2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed
formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit
design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at
the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps
while typing up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got
Mail" when a new message arrived...
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These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
