These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
A sign at a business establishment in
Philadelphia, PA:
WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS
WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE AMERICAN
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This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at
the thought of such an inflammatory statement.!
One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business... And that
the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful
times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds
Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . . And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what
kind of business would dare post such a sign? (look below)
Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians have no sense
of humor?)--- thanks to Steve for submitting this! |