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Some Very Good Points

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Here is a list of good common sense points that somebody sent me in an e-mail:

  • Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
  • Ever notice how some people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and then a diet coke?
  • Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
  • Why is it that we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
  • How come do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
  • The etymology of 'politics' is aptly formed from 'poli,' which in Latin means 'many,' and the word 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
  • Can someone tell me why do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
  • Every wonder why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why is it that women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  • Notice that you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? (I love this one!)
  • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  • Is there a good reason why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
  • Tell me why the man who invests all my money is called a broker?
  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  • Wouldn't you think there'd be a mouse-flavored cat food?
  • If only Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes!
  • Why doesn't the wool on a sheep's back shrink when it rains?
  • Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  • If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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