Instructions for the Operation of the
Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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Humor #1, #2, #3

For some reason, this scene from Monty Python's, "In Search of the Holy Grail" just cracks me up.

From The Book of Armaments 2:9-21

Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt

thou take out the Holy Pin.

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,

no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt

count, and the number of the counting

shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,

nor either count thou two, excepting that

thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three,

being the third number, be reached, then

lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of

Antioch towards thy foe, who being

naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."

Maynard: Amen.

All: Amen.

Arthur: Right! One. . . two. . . five!

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