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Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

The next time you see a job advertised, use this handy lexicon to decipher what the employer is really looking for in you.

  • COMPETITIVE SALARY:  We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
  • JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:  We have no time to train you.
  • CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:  We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
  • MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED:  You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
  • SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:  Some time each night and some time each weekend.
  • DUTIES WILL VARY:  Anyone in the office can boss you around.
  • MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:  We have no quality control.
  • CAREER-MINDED:  Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
  • APPLY IN PERSON:  If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
  • NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:  We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
  • SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:  You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
  • PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:  You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
  • REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:  You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
  • GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:  Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

...from the Jokes website

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