These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
These jokes were collected from various websites,
including sciencejokes.com.
Seen on a bumper sticker: "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
That's one expensive Game Boy Cable!
Global Warming Humor "In New York City alone, 47 cab drivers were treated for
severe frostbite of the middle finger." Alex Kaseberg
"Network: Any thing reticulated or decussated, at equal distances, with interstices
between the intersections." — Samuel Johnson, Dictionary of the English Language
(1755). That clears it up.
Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable
distance, from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that
85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet
from the earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs... The tallest
ones, anyway. - Anon
There are only 10 types on people in this world: Those who understand binary,
and those who don't.
Q: What is the simplest way to observe the Doppler effect in the visible light
band? A: Go out at and observe cars at night. The lights of the ones approaching
you are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.
Q: What chemical compound is represented by the letters H I J K L M N O?
A: Water - get it? H-to-O (H2O)
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the
middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and
notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah
excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to
win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give
the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
Some time ago a piece of paper was posted around here where I study saying something
like this: "Theory is when you know how it works but it still doesn't. Practice
is when it works but you don't know why. In this Department [Physics], theory and
practice are joined together: nothing works and no one knows why!"
Just outside of Munich, Germany, Werner Heisenberg went for a drive and got
stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replied, "While there is uncertainty in my speed, but I do know precisely
where I am."
RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling
2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed
formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit
design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at
the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps
while typing up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got
Mail" when a new message arrived...
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These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
That's one expensive Game Boy Cable!
