These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
(Sung to the familiar Willy Nelson tune about Cowboys)
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be engineers
Don't let them
fix radars for middle class bucks
Make 'em be cowboys and bikers and such.
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be engineers.
They'll work overtime
and they'll never be home
Not even with someone they love
easy to love and they're harder to hold
They'd rather give you Dolby Surround
than diamonds or gold
Palm pilot on belt loop and high water pants
goes the same way
And if you don't annoy him and he don't complain
rewire the house.
An engineer loves sweaty computer
shows and new sci fi movies
Microprocessors and robots and socks that are white
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do
Sometimes won't know
how to take him
He's not weird he's just different and his pride won't let him
Ever be anything other than right
from the StrangeCosmos website