Take a break from the
drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor that has been collected from friends & from websites across
the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care
to censor "humor" with reproductive function innuendo and hateful tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn
of any links that will result in audio clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor page
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Consider this if you are still crazy enough to be in the stock market:
- If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would be worth $49.00.
- With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
- With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
- If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
(7/2002) Thanks to Cornell for this one.