These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Two gas company servicemen, a senior
training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their
truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her
kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the
alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right
behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two
men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
the Eureka website