Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor
that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted
and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care
to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones), degrading political taunts, and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
| Humor #2 | Humor #3
Two gas company servicemen, a senior
training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their
truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her
kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.
Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a foot race down the
alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.
As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right
behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.
Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two
men from the gas company running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
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