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Redneck Computer User

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Ways to Tell If a Redneck Has Been Working at a Computer


10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The five front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba"


4. There is a gun rack mounted on the CPU.


3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM Drive.


2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number one way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is:


1. The Mouse is referred to as a "critter".

...author unknown

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About RF Cafe

Kirt Blattenberger - RF Cafe Webmaster

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Kirt Blattenberger,

BSEE | KB3UON

RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling 2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps while tying up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got Mail" when a new message arrived...

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