Take a break from the drudgery with some of these jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor
that has been collected from friends & from websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted
and sometimes slightly offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. I have taken care
to censor "humor" with overt sexual overtones (or undertones), degrading political taunts, and hateful
tirades, so it is all workplace-safe. I have also tried to warn of any links that will result in audio
clips so you can take appropriate precautions. Please send any potential candidates for this humor
page to the e-mail link above.
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Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets
regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his
logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He
checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and
balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and
checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're
going to lose an engine on takeoff."