These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets
regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his
logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He
checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and
balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and
checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're
going to lose an engine on takeoff."