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Income Tax Quotations |
 These engineering and science tech-centric
jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends
and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but
it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is
light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended,
so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
Humor #1,
#2, #3
Although these quotes are funny, it is
like having the IRS stick its finger in your eye since every one of them came directly from the Internal Revenue
Service website!!!!
- "Taxes are what we pay for civilized society.'' — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., U.S. Supreme Court Justice
- "The power of taxing people and their property is essential to the very existence of government.'' — James
Madison, U.S. President
- "To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men." — Edmund Burke, 18th
Century Irish political philosopher and British statesman
- “I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half
the money.” — Arthur Godfrey, entertainer
- “People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.” — Unknown
- "No government can exist without taxation. This money must necessarily be levied on the people; and the
grand art consists of levying so as not to oppress.'' — Frederick the Great, 18th Century Prussian king
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"Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.'' — Lord Bramwell, 19th Century English
jurist
- "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom
scale.'' — Arthur C. Clarke, author
- "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.” — F. J.
Raymond, humorist
- A tax loophole is "something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform.'' — Russell
B. Long, U.S. Senator
- "Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form.'' — Laurence J.
Peter, author
- “The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.” — Albert Einstein, physicist
- “Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.” — Gerald Barzan, humorist
- “Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.”
— Plato
- “Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.” — Will Rogers, humorist
...from the
Internal Revenue Service website |
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