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Technical Punography

Engineering & Science Humor - RF CafeThese engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

 

Technical Punography - RF CafeOne of Melanie's old (and getting older...) college friends posted this list on Facebook. There is evidently no end to the amount of cleverness out there. Enjoy.

 

 

  • I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • Math professors are sum worshipers.
  • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I'm reading  a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
  • They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.
  • PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
  • * √ =
  • We're going on a class trip to the Coca Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
  • What do organic mathematicians throw in their fireplaces? Natural logs.
  • How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
  • About all I know about algebra is that 1 + 1 = 2.  [that's not algebra]
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • Well, another day has passed. I haven't used algebra once.
  • Math is 3 difficult 4 me.
  • I have always given 100% at work: 15% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 12% on Thursday, and 10% on Friday.
  • Some magnetics engineers are reluctant to cosine a loan.
  • I used to hate math, but then I realized decimals have a point.
  • Never drink and derive.

 

 

 

 

Posted  January 29, 2015

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