These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
This appeared in the November 2013 edition of The Good
Life, a local newspaper of northern Michigan. Each monthly edition is chock full of not just news and advertisements,
but also scores of jokes and riddles.
"Okay, I'm five-foot-three and pleasingly plump. Recently, after I
had a minor accident, my mother accompanied me to the emergency room.
The ER nurse asked for my height and
weight, and I responded in a serious tone, 'Five-foot-eight, 125 pounds.'
While the nurse pondered this information,
my mother leaned over to me...
'Sweetheart, she gently chided, 'this is not the Internet."
And now, at no extra charge, a tech riddle:
Q. How do the guys in a close-knit group of technology
refer to each other?
RF Cafe began life in 1996 as "RF Tools" in an AOL screen name web space totaling
2 MB. Its primary purpose was to provide me with ready access to commonly needed
formulas and reference material while performing my work as an RF system and circuit
design engineer. The World Wide Web (Internet) was largely an unknown entity at
the time and bandwidth was a scarce commodity. Dial-up modems blazed along at 14.4 kbps
while typing up your telephone line, and a nice lady's voice announced "You've Got
Mail" when a new message arrived...
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