These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
I tried to find one for MAN, but could not - anyone know of an example?
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†: MSDS = Material Safety Data Sheet - there is no such thing as an HMDS.