"Let It Be©"- New Lyrics - Write in C

These engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

When I find my code in tons of trouble,

Friends and colleagues come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom,

"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,

and bugs are all that I can see

Somewhere, someone whispers:

"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

Logo's dead and buried,

Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN.

For science it worked flawlessly.

Try using it for graphics!

Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,

Debugging some assembly.

Soon you will be glad to

Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C.

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

BASIC's not the answer.

Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C.

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

Pascal won't quite cut it.

Write in C.

...from the Inflection Point web site

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