These tech-centric jokes,
song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and
websites across the Internet. This humor is light-hearted and sometimes slightly
offensive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.
All those backups seemed
a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly,
There's not half the
files there used to be.
And there's a milestone hanging over me.
The system crashed, so suddenly. I pushed something wrong,
What it was,
I could not say. Now,
And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away.
knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday. ...from the Inflection Point web site (© The