"Yesterday©"- New Lyrics

These engineering and science tech-centric jokes, song parodies, anecdotes and assorted humor have been collected from friends and websites across the Internet. I check back occasionally for new fodder, but it seems all the old content is reappearing all over (like this is). The humor is light-hearted and clean and sometimes slightly assaultive to the easily-offended, so you are forewarned. It is all workplace-safe.

Humor #1, #2, #3

Yesterday,

All those backups seemed a waste of pay.

Now my database has gone away.

Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly,

There's not half the files there used to be.

And there's a milestone hanging over me.

The system crashed, so suddenly. I pushed something wrong,

What it was,

I could not say. Now,

all my data's gone,

And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay. Yesterday,

The need for back-ups seemed so far away.

I knew my data was all here to stay,